everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
(via satans-puke)
Love isn’t about
fucking each other
at any opportunity.It also isn’t about
how many months
or years
that you’ve been together.To me,
love is about
being able to see light
inside of the person
who knows nothing
but darkness.
(via crotchrotbarbie)
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
(via kick-rocks)
Healthy is not a weight. It’s not a diet. It’s not exercising 7 days a week and it’s not eating clean 7 days a week. And most of all, healthy is not the same for everyone.
(via katiestartsagain)
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
(Source: basedgosh, via xxj0rdasaurxx)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via wherethewildthingsarex0)
