sapphiresandlightsabers: trophywifematerial: hotlocalsingle: i just went and found this to cheer myself up hahaha….what the heck watched this over 10 times omg
theyuledog: “Jason Derulo” sang Jason Derulo, as he baked holiday cookies in the shape of his face
fffcuk: why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
familyjewels666: dolphinkid45: OMG THISIS THE FUNNIEST/ NASTIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN FJGKDGDH WHA THE FUCKING FUCK ……
im so high and i have pepperoni pizza all for me~*~*~*~
depmm asked: Dear yourself.
duffledore asked: dear future me,
I will write about the following, anonymously...
cutxups: aloneandawake: Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of Dear person I had a crush on. i am extremely bored…..so srry
Anonymous asked: DON'T LIE TO ME WOMAN.... I DON'T LIKE TO BE PLAYED WITH
Anonymous asked: I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BAD.
thefirstpaganking asked: you're a dime!